Hamlet vs Twinkle, Brown and Cameron

ok, I've lost the plot - but I realised that this could be generalised into a general Vs engine, so without further ado!

Alternative Hamlet
Hamlet Vs Twinkle, Twinkle little star
Hamlet Vs David Cameron's Party speech
Hamlet Vs Gordon Brown's Global Economy speech
Hamlet Vs Bush
Hamlet Vs Obama
Hamlet Vs McCain

must, stop.. but Cameron version very good:

SCENE I. Elsinore. A million victims from alcohol related-attacks.

Sound money; low taxes – and it is a good child and a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.

HAMLET
How much I’ve worked in business alongside great entrepreneurs. I believe to be all around us.

Danes
[Aside] Though this be so.' We pray you, madam.

HAMLET
I'll set those to you like the herald Mercury
New-lighted on a heaven-kissing hill;
No, by strong hand
Of violent birth, but it’s not just for their care so doctors stop answering to Whitehall, no spirit dares stir abroad;
And let him, Horatio: a certain
convocation of politic worms are e'en with losing his wits.

MARCELLUS
Nay, do not know from personal experience just how brilliant and dedicated the people muddied,
Stood challenger on mount of all parties and none who created these safety nets and springboards. But it’s not my meaning: but I
cannot play upon me.

HAMLET
I am afeard you make it.

HAMLET
Why, what from our brother Norway?

QUEEN GERTRUDE
It is 'Adieu, adieu!
If it will please you go about to speak it profanely,
Look to't that can crop up on your heads: he, repulsed--a short tale to make ourselves relevant to the stage with tears
Had he been put on by a forged process of my cause,
To give the first Conservative metropolitan council in the mind and soul
To both your honours.

Brownian motion: is Gordon Brown the right person to be preaching to the banks?

The irony of Gordon Brown telling British
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/39805ecc-0a41-11dd-b5b1-0000779fd2ac.html

and American bankers
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7347995.stm

to tighten their belts, come clean on their hidden debts and pass on the interest rates reductions to account holders is amazing to see....

considering that the bank that Gordon now owns has not passed on these rates
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7346081.stm

that his government wanted to keep this debt off the books
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/feb/07/northernrock.economics

and that the regulatory environment that he created failed to cope with the situation on a fundamental level:
http://www.economist.com/world/britain/displaystory.cfm?story_id=10978416

actually maybe he is the best person qualified to talk about these issues!